15种乘地铁时最招人烦的行为，快看看你有没有中枪

1. Starting to get on the tube while passengers are still getting off

下车的乘客还没下完就开始上车

I really hate it when people push their way into cars before others exit the train.

我很讨厌坐地铁不遵守“先下后上”规则的人们。

2. Not moving down the aisle

在门口挤成一团，不往车厢中部走

My biggest pet peeve is the subway door blockers.

我最看不惯不下车堵在地铁门口的人。

3. Pole-hogging

霸占扶杆

Don’t be a pole hugger. The pole is meant for more than one person to use. You hold the pole, not wrap yourself around the pole.

别紧贴着地铁上的柱子，这不是给你一个人用的，你手抓着柱子就好了，不要把你自己整个身体都贴上去。

4. Using leaky headphones

使用漏音的耳机听歌

You may be a 43-year-old accountant with a penchant for Shakira’s early oeuvre, the rest of your carriage almost definitely isn’t.

也许你是个43岁的会计，喜欢夏奇拉早期作品，但车厢里其他大部分乘客绝非如此。

Some people don’t even bother with earphones and turn on music on their phone so loud that other people can hear it. There’s an extra demerit for anyone who sings along with what they’re listening to.

有的人根本不屑于用耳机，他们把手机上的音乐开得很大声，大家都能听得到。还有的人边放音乐边还跟着唱，真让人崩溃。

People having loud, TMI phone conversations on subway are annoying.

在地铁上大声讲长电话的人很烦人。

5. Not being prepared at the ticket barrier

到了检票机前才找公交卡

I hate it when people stand in front of the turnstile and then start fishing in their purses or pockets for their Metrocards.

有的人习惯站在刷卡闸门口后才在包里或钱包里到处找地铁卡，这种人真的很讨厌。

6. ‘Manspreading’

大爷式占座

Another pet peeve of mine is people who sit with their legs spread apart, taking up two seats.

另一个我看不惯的事就是有人在地铁上叉开腿坐着，一下占两位置。

Nobody needs that much room.

一个人不需要那么多空间。

7. Obstinately keeping your rucksack on

固执地背着旅行背包坐在座位上

8. Not offering your seat to a pregnant woman

不给孕妇让座

They invented those Baby on Board badges for a reason.

发明孕妇标识是有原因的。

10. Eating

在地铁上吃东西

Best avoided in general on a packed tube, but anything hot or pungent really is beyond the pale.

通常来说，最好避免在地铁车厢这种拥挤封闭的空间内吃东西，特别是不要吃那些辛辣刺鼻的食物。

11. Reading newspapers over a fellow passenger’s shoulder

越过肩头看别人的报纸

Nobody likes a lurky peeker.

没有人会喜欢一个偷窥者。

12. Reading texts or emails over a fellow passenger’s shoulder

越过肩头看别人的短信或邮件

Nobody likes a stranger who reads their personal text messages, either.

同样，没有人会喜欢一个陌生人看自己的私人短信。

13. Ignoring a solo parent struggling with a buggy

对独自推婴儿车的家长视而不见

There’s really no excuse.

没有借口不给人让座。

14. Making eye contact with fellow passengers

和同行的乘客眉来眼去

The only way we can get through this is to mutually agree to pretend everyone else doesn’t exist.

除非你们把其他人都当空气，否则这种事你怎么干得出来。

15、I hate it when people hold closing doors open for their slow friends who take forever to swipe a MetroCard, damaging the car and delaying everyone else.

有的人会把快关上的地铁门掰开，等待他们巨慢无比的朋友刷完卡赶过来，这样很容易弄坏地铁门，耽误大家的时间。

（本文转自翻吧）